Feet Feat

Apparently I have enough dead skin on my feet to shock a pedicurist.

I'm not entirely sure that is information I should have shared, as I fear it may have altered your opinion of me, as it is a bit on the hyper-gooey side, but there it is. I learnt this today, when I had my first ever pedicure, when the girl at the nail salon took to my feet with a cheese grater, which resulted in a pile of shavings of a size fitting to top a couple of large spaghetti bolognese servings.

Absolutely disgusting it was, but it's another check off my Bucket List and post-grater, my feet are about at sexy as feet can get.